Why can't I get an answer to a "real" question in this forum? Does everything have to be about cons,libs,gays?

When I ask a question about my cantaloupes or how to dump the bar on my strat, I get no answers. When I ask about, cons, libs, gays, vomit, or god, I get a plethera of responses. Is this a game or a serious forum with people that really want answers. ..oops...my bad....I think I just answered my own question. Imagine that.